A sizeable amount of the budget for this lazy film must have been spent on ammunition.

The title of this dismal action flick refers to the Seagal character's having suffered a near-death experience, though he's returned from the other side with a remarkable lack of insight.

Half Past Dead may be the year's funniest unintentional comedy for its inane plot, repetitive, unimaginative stunts and dreadful dialogue.

The only thing worse than Steven Seagal slapping dudes in the middle of karate chops, looking up in slow-motion, and Ja Rule's obvious stunt double that cleary isn't him is Seagal's durag that nobody ever acknowledges.