What is this film about? Nothing. It's senseless and horrid, patronising to all women everywhere, and extremely tiresome.

Here's hoping that the very talented [Shari] Springer [Berman] and [Robert] Pulcini get a crack at a script that's worthy of their talents for their third time at bat.

If you have a cast which includes Scarlett Johansson, Laura Linney and Paul Giamatti, you ought to give them something better to work with than this botched adaptation.

The real tragedy of this film's utter mediocrity is that it masks a marvelous performance from Laura Linney.