For a few certain segments of the population (you know who you are), I can say that it delivers everything you could possibly want out of a movie called Road House 2.

A remake as much as it is a sequel, Road House 2 features many of the same one-liners and action beats as its predecessor - ie Shane's uncle, while lying in a hospital, remarks, "your dad got one thing wrong: pain does hurt!"

It sits there like a dead frog waiting for the electrodes

So yeah, it's a mindless, silly mess. But hell, it's also called Road House 2, so you probably knew that going in.