The plot is simply an excuse for Khan to trash guys who harass girls, make a smoke bomb, help star-crossed lovers elope, breakdance and steal from the rich to help sick, poor children.

It becomes a yawn. Salman kickin' it is fine, but tearin' up? Nahiiiiiin.

Even if you're willing to ignore the logic-free story and buy heavily into the cult of Bhai, Kick is bumpy, and far too convoluted to deliver the joyride of a Dabangg.

Please don't try to understand a Salman Khan film. Simply, love it.