Gordy

This little piggy goes whee!-whee!-whee! all the way home. But will parents go for Gordy? Not in a pig's eye!

Alas, Gordy is no Charlotte's Web. It's not even a threat to Mr. Ed.

Methinks there is something else ahoof here, since no one could be dim-witted enough to swallow this cinematic goulash without taking a step back from the trough first.

Although it's rather cheapjack, Gordy is still harmless...