The weaponry is so ridiculously bountiful that the movie must be a defense against something. But it's just another lousy action movie. And for more than an hour, it's less than that.

The movie's tongue in cheek humor will buy off most of the target audience. And Arnie? He's indestructible.

Schwarzenegger can still hold the screen, but these days he grinds through his one-liners like a truck driver taking a steep hill ...

"The Last Stand" is as tired and uninteresting as its star and main character.