Smaller children will love it, but adults may find themselves yearning for a Canadian Club on the rocks.

Only the least discerning pubescents will find much of value here.

Andre should satisfy the young set. George Miller, director of The Man from Snow River, strains no muscle, but packages the true story well.

It's as wholesome as white, sliced bread with added preservative, but somewhat offensive in the way the seal is turned into a performer.