You know what? It's nowhere near the disaster you'd probably imagine.

Even a mangled bit of Whedonese about a toad struck by lightning could benefit a superhero story this starved for character.

The concept behind The New Mutants is a solid, intriguing one that could've reinvigorated the familiar origin superhero story. Instead, Boone opts for genericism, ending the X-Men franchise with an angsty-teen whimper.

It's not a bad film. It's just boring. It doesn't try to push any boundaries. The only area where they did something different was with the relationship between Dani and Rahne, but aside from that, the story is very limited in its scope.